Kathy griffin and steve wozniak dating
A lot of people in Silicon Valley either laughed or groaned or both when it became known that Steve Wozniak, the cofounder of Apple Computer, was going to compete on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars," debuting this week. Paul Allen, who cofounded Microsoft with Bill Gates, became one of the richest people in the world and then, like Woz, bailed out early.
Woz was the brains behind Apple in the early days, the one who did all the hard engineering work while his better-known partner, Steve Jobs, served as the public face of the company. Since then Allen has become a kind of parody of the aimless rich guy.
She's ugly like she's the third generation in her family of ugly. she's ugly like .i went to school with Steve's daughter.
Or at least some girl who claimed to be his daughter.
The visit came out of a cold call from an eight-months-pregnant Kardashian, hoping to concoct a birthday surprise for Kanye, a longtime Apple fan boy.
Not that Woz—Silicon Valley’s sunniest emeritus figure, a genial geek godfather man-child who rides around Los Gatos, California, waving and grinning on his Segway and makes a point of dining with fans and reading every Facebook message he gets—knew who the tabloid-fixture couple was. I’d never seen her,” says Woz, who, indeed, rode up to meet me on a Segway (and then continued riding past me, grinning and waving, somewhat obliviously).
All of this he kept in a spiral bound notebook, written in ink with no whiteout or scribbling down the margin. She's ugly like she's the third generation in her family of ugly. Somehow I just see her shrieking at Woz and bullying him and constantly being crazy. It was like she was wearing this suit of wattled flesh. Kathy Griffin has carefully sculpted her entire persona about being a biatch and obnoxious.
He's an asshole.3) I would be great friends with Kathy Griffin, but I would not fark her. The Woz wrote the OS for the original Apple computer in assembly language on paper, hand coding it to machine language. She's ugly like she's trained by the armed forced to be ugly. FTFYRead it again....."good for her if she can get with someone as wealthy as this guy""Its about happiness in the end anyway. She's like a manly version of carrot top What with Sigfried and Roy coming out we can all thank god that carrot top will NEVER turn out to be gay. She may have other good qualities but there is still something about her that comes off like nails on glass. Her legs were these horrific, lumpy sausages with rippling masses of cellulite, which was odd because she wasn't that huge. Where she was, indeed, hittable.'Cept one was generally pretty amusing, and one had Brooke Shields.
I met him a couple of years ago when I was on a book tour, promoting a novel that had made a few jokes about Woz.
Daily delivered to your inbox But Woz is a different type altogether.
He's down to earth and lives a comfortable but pretty much ordinary life. He flies commercial, drives a Prius and shops at the Apple store and pays full price.
Woz got rich in the 1980 initial public offering, was injured in a plane crash in 1981 (he was piloting the plane) and never really returned. He owns three professional sports teams, plus a yacht called Octopus that's one of the biggest in the world, and has put together rock bands and paid big-name musicians to jam with him.
Since then Woz has become a bit of a running joke in the Valley, a naive goofball who's always popping up in the news doing something weird, like playing polo on Segways (in full polo costume) or dating Kathy Griffin, the comedian and actress. Jobs, his onetime partner, has spent the past 30 years battling with Microsoft over market share, flying around the world, haggling with business partners, screaming at engineers, introducing new products—basically living and breathing the daily battle of the business world. To be fair, he's also done a great deal of philanthropic work and has been an active investor in new technology.